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Blog: From the set of "THOR: The Dark World" reveals army of scary Elves

Thor's gonna get his buck kicked by Elves. Bummer.

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Is this what happens when Santa's Elves get really mad and go rogue? Could be. But for now, it's the premise of THOR: THE DARK WORLD. Sequel to.... wait for it, wait for it...

...THOR, duh.

I didn't realize that THOR was more fantasy based than Sci-Fi, but it seems that way. And if that IS the case, then the HOBBIT would fit right in here along with a cameo by Peter Jackson. Oh, and a fairie or two would work 'cause their cute and fly and... well, just because. My humble idea, yo. But I'm full of all kinds of ideas, so let 'er rip, THOR, baby! Smash them Elfsters!!!

Peace out.

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