OK, official rant time...
So, what's the deal? Tired of making movies in the good 'ol USA, Mr. Hot Shot Studio Mogul Man (or woman, sorry)? Gotta go to Russia now to shoot your BIG BUDGET bahooeys? Never mind that the location is totally unique and cool looking ... and, um, that there's a plane crashed in the middle of some building. We coulda done that at the L.A. train station! Well sure, it'd have to be CG and not real, but like ... that plane was totally fake anyway—I think. And even if it was real, which it probably was now that I've watched it four times that ...
You know, that was actually a totally awesome shot. I mean, a PLANE for cryin' out loud!!! Yea that was frikkin'... WAIT! I'm ranting! What about that totally lame idea of making electrical aliens! I've seen that in like 12 movies already! Well, at least three for sure. Right?
Wasn't there some electrical stuff in Transformers? Like... when stuff blew up? OK, maybe not. Wait, let me watch that again (insert Wheel of Fortune music here).
Like ... wow. That was kinda cool, actually. Electrical aliens that swallow you whole like that little Japanese dood that can eat 12 hots dogs in 30 seconds. THAT guy is off the hook! I mean ... 12 HOT DOGS!! Buns and all! Wow, that's a lot of meat.
WAIT!!! I'm supposed to be hating this dang movie!! Problem is ... it looks really dang cool and I'm gonna have go see the dang thing!! DANG!
