Who doesn’t look like a badass driving a Malibu SS? No one.
So, it’s time for some ACTION! Tom Cruise stars as Jack Reacher, an ex- Secret Police dood that now goes around eliminating bad guys who do bad stuff. And he does that... with a Muscle Car. Smart. Unless, they have a Muscle Car too and that would be bad... for Tom. Not for me. I'm not the one going around obliterating bad guys. I'm just sitting here having coffee. Unless, someone tries to take it... then I'll pull a JACK REACHER on 'em!!!! BLAM!!! To the private parts!
Check out the trailer while I sip my joe…