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Elderly Vandal Spray Painting "No Kids" in Seniors-Only Community

Elderly Vandal Spray Painting “No Kids” in Seniors-Only Community:  Police suspect another elderly person is behind the spray painting of the hood of a 63-year-old Florida man’s car in a “seniors-only” gated community with the message “NO KIDS” after the man babysitted his 4-year-old granddaughter a couple of times.  Every time I hear about crimes like this being committed, I can’t help but think “just where are the hell are parents?”  

Country Singer Dies in Nashville Bar Shooting:  A downtown Nashville bar owner told police he fatally shot country music singer Wayne Mills in self-defense after the two got into an argument over the musician smoking a cigarette in a no-smoking area.  Guess my doctor was right after all all along, smoking can kill you!  But all kidding aside, I think its important for bar owners to have a gun handy, just in case someone tries to light up.  And I assume he used what those crime novels always refer to as the “smoking gun.”

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Neuroscientist Discovers He Has Brain of a Psychopath:  After getting a brain scan, a prominent UC Irvine neuroscientist discovered that he not only has the brain of a psychopath, but he is also related to seven alleged murderers — including Lizzie Borden.  All I can say is, this guy must have one hell of a Ancestry.Com page.

Chris Brown Kicked Out of Anger Management Rehab:  According to a probation report acquired by TMZ, Chris Brown has been kicked out of his anger management program for shattering his mom's car window with a rock after she encouraged him to stay in the facility for more treatment.  My question is, how can you be too angry for anger management?

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Vancouver to Ban Doorknobs:  Vancouver is in the process of banning all doorknobs and replacing them with levers, which city officials feel are easier for elderly and people with disabilities to use.  Perhaps they mean well, but my fear is that if all doorknobs are outlawed, only outlaws will have door knobs!  

World’s Oldest and Largest Ancient Wine Cellar:  Archaeologists say they’ve discovered a 3700-year-old wine cellar in northern Israel, making it the the oldest and largest ancient wine cellar ever to be unearthed.  The wine is expected to go on sale for $4.99 a bottle next week at Trader Joe’s.


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