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Whoopi Goldberg’s Admits Working as Phone Sex Operator

Whoopi Goldberg’s Admits Working as Phone Sex Operator:  Whoopi Goldberg has confessed that she used to make extra cash as a phone sex operator to supplement her income when she was struggling to make ends meet while chasing her acting dreams in Hollywood.  I tried phone sex once, but found myself at loss for words.

Woman Arrested After Stabbing Husband With Ceramic Squirrel:  A South Carolina woman was arrested for stabbing her common-law husband in the chest with a ceramic squirrel after he returned home from work without any beer on Christmas Eve.  I think that this guy’s pretty lucky.  Usually, squirrels go for the nuts!

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Woman Slices Daugther’s Boyfriend’s Penis:  A Johnson, Indiana woman was arrested after she allegedly held her daughter's boyfriend against his will and sliced his penis and genitals with a box cutter over a drug-influenced belief that he had molested her two-year-old son.  Now of course most of us are embarrassed by their parents at that age, but this?  Luckily for the poor guy, emergency personnel immediately transported him to nearby Johnson Memorial Hospital.  I don’t know about you, but if I ever sustain an injury of this nature, I can’t think of a better place to be sent than “Johnson” Memorial Hospital.  

Japan's Homeless Recruited For Fukushima Clean Up:  Reuters is reporting that homeless people are being recruited for one of the most hazardous and undesirable jobs in the industrialized world - cleaning up the radioactive fallout at the Fukushima nuclear plant.  While some criticized the move, Fukushima officials claim that getting this work really set their faces all aglow.  I guess they figure this will solve both the radioactive waste and the homeless problem at the same time.  On a more positive note, workers will be allowed to keep the t-shirts they’ve been given to wear while doing the cleaning.

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Australian Sharks Now Tweeting Warnings to Swimmers:  Australian scientists say they’ve outfitted almost 400 sharks with transmitters that send automatic warnings via a Twitter feed that alert surfers and swimmers of their presence in area waters.  So let me get this straight, we’re supposed to believe everything that these hungry sharks are tweeting?  Folks, didn’t we learn anything from those candygrams on SNL back in the 70’s?

Man Ejected from Bar Tosses Molotov Cocktails: Police say a man, angered after being given the boot from a Florida bar, came back and tossed Molotov cocktails made from beer bottles into the establishment.  Police say they are pretty sure that this was done in revenge since no one sitting at the bar could remember ordering a Molotov cocktail.


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