The DeVito Saga # 32

Okay, here is a copy of the cover-letter that is in the manila envelope that I sent to Danny in care of the Ahmanson Theatre . . . along with 30 additional articles . . . including the 9-part story of the day Danny pooped on my deck, the story of the monkey and the Norwegian kidnapping Schwarzenegger, the green-refrigerator scheme, the list of items in the DeVito Fund, and many legal documents from various lawyers, agents, managers, and publicists telling me to "get lost".

Dear Danny,

For the past two years I have been trying to get a script into your hands, which I believe has the funniest and most meaningful role that you will ever have the chance to play.

I don't live in L. A. or have an agent, and as you know, that makes things a little problematic with regard to my submission intentions.

Please allow me to send you this script.  No one else could play this character.

Sincerely,

David Creps

P. S.

Just for the heck of it I am enclosing a few examples of the unsuccessful attempts I have made trying to get you the script.