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The DeVito Saga #29

Okay.  I now have three cords of firewood stacked and ready to go.  So, where were we?

 

Oh yeah, the DeVito problem.  (Like I had forgotten.)

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So, while I was stacking the wood I got to thinking more about my lawsuit against Danny, and it occurred to me that in some weird, twisted, miscarriage of justice . . .I might lose.

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Which is totally unacceptable.   So naturally I then started thinking about bribing the judge.

 

But that would cost money . . . so that is out of the question.

 

So then I thought about doing something a little less costly . . . and settled on jury tampering. 

 

I could send some goons to "convince" the jury to find Danny guilty of making me crazy.

 

But where would I find some goons?

 

And even if I did find them . . . how could I convince "them" that by getting the jury to agree that I was . . . "nuts because Danny didn't read my script" . . . they would be doing the Lord's work . . . pro bono?

 

Is it just me or does life seem to be getting more and more difficult to figure out the older one gets?    

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