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The DeVito Saga #8

 Okay, so DeVito goes ape-shit and flies off in a huff.  And I'm thinking, "Maybe I was a little hasty.  I mean really . . . Ellrod . . . Schmellrod.  What's the difference?"

 

At which point I see his helicopter circle around and head back towards my house.  "Thank God!!!  He wants to make me another offer!!!" 

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Then I notice that his copter looks a little wobbly, like maybe it's lost.  So I start waving and yelling, "Over here Danny!!!  Over here!!!"

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He sees me and immediately sticks his naked butt out of the cargo bay to moon me. 

 

I'm shocked, but I quickly grab my b-b gun and start shooting. 

 

My first shot wounds him in the left cheek but he still manages to poop on my deck.

 

"I'll get you for that DeVito.!!!"

 

"Shaddup' Creps!!!  You stupid asshole!!!"

 

Okay, now it's war!!!

 

I fire again, blowing a hole in his gas tank.  Flames burst out . . . Danny has to ditch the copter . . . he aims for the steep gorge next to my house . . . and parachutes into the clouds.

 

I see him wafting through the sky but I can't get a good shot at him before he disappears over the cliff, heading into the deep chasm below. 

 

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