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I Need Some Chicks, Man!

I am one hot rooster looking for a new forever home because I peck turtles on the head.

My name is Henny Backus.  I think I am a Rhode Island Red rooster.  I was named after  TV star Jim Backus's now deceased widow since my current parents knew her and loved her.

I am looking for some chicks, man!  I may be young at just about six months old, but I am handsome, smart and put one wing down when I see Susan, my keeper, which is a sign of affection.  I love attention, wild bird seed, oatmeal, worms and dried cranberries. I’m big and beautiful and looking for a forever home. 

My owners love me but I have a problem even rehab won’t fix.  I peck the tortoises that live with me on the head and one almost lost an eye – I am so confused.  I don’t know if I think they are sexy or I just hate turtles.  My owner says it is just too dangerous for the rescue tortoises so she is very sorry because she loves me, but I have to find a new home. I need a home with some chick man.  I love ‘em.

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I was rescued from PCH and Zuma Beach.  Send my owner an email if you are interested at info@tortoise.com.  And check out my hot looking crop and my gorgeous feathers.  I am a stud, man.  (PS - Stew pots need not apply.)

Love, Henny Backus

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